Citação de excelência :

"The error of the past is the wisdom of the future" , Dale Turner

25/05/11

went

Abraham Lincoln said : "God must love the common man, he made so many of them." And it's so true! I'm sorry if i've disapointed you, but seems that I'm not the common man that you're used to.

sex 101



Dave, é tudo uma questão de dentes. Elas ficam tolas, repara!

21/05/11

'99


Unreal Tournament 99, quem é que não se lembra deste vício ?

20/05/11

Yester Me Yester You Yesterday

"Yesterday,
All my troubles seemed so far away,
Now it looks as though they're here to stay,
Oh, I believe in yesterday.
Suddenly, 

I'm not half the man I used to be,
There's a shadow hanging over me,
Oh, yesterday came suddenly.
Why she 

Had to go I don't know, she wouldn't say. 
I said, 
Something wrong, now I long for yesterday." 

17/05/11

piada juridica I

A Uxor de Brunus Pirus matou o cavalo de Joannes Mendus. Brunus como paterfamillias deu-lhe seis açoitadas. Quid Iuris ?

Leitão in teórica de Hdp

03/05/11

dura praxis


 

Tritão !

01/05/11

Madre

"God could not be everywhere, so he created mothers" , Jewish Proverb


Happy Mom's day, Mom ^^